Seen here getting an eyeful of Lady Dimitrescu’s mutant boobs, this is a video edited by Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav featuring Kevin McCallister in Resident Evil Village. Is there some backstory? Sure, there’s some backstory: “After snarky youth Kevin McCallister loses track of his father at the airport, he mistakenly gets on

Because that’s what friends are for, this is a video of Nathan Pryor’s friend testing the chainsaw clarinet Nathan built him, which combines his two biggest passions: playing clarinet, and…chainsawing? Hey, different strokes for different folks, that’s my motto. My favorite stroke? The breaststroke. You know why? “Because it has

This is a video created by Cut, who asked 100 people what their red flags are when dating. Red flags, as I’m sure everyone will agree, are one of the last flags you ever want to see, second only to my skull and crosspenis pirate flag. People’s answers are all

Because soon all sports will be played entirely by robots, this is a video of Google’s i-S2R ping pong playing robot completing a 4-minute, 340-shot rally with a human before it nets a ball because clearly there’s still work to be done. That’s cool, but why did they name it

Hopefully named Johnny 5 Appleseed or its creators completely blew it, this is a video of a robotic apple harvester picking about 30 apples in a minute, using the latest in apple-identifying technology and its six suction-cupped hands to get the job done. That’s cool. For reference, I’ve never actually

Because killing two birds with one stone is actually much more traumatizing in real life (remember that Andy Griffith episode?) than it is in proverbial form, this is a video of a home full of transforming furniture that all serve double-duty. There’s a sofa that transforms into bunk beds, lounger

Presumably to experience what snake-vision is like, Youtuber Louis Weisz went and lived 50-hours straight wearing infrared thermal imaging goggles. He performs some everyday tasks like shopping, cooking, and riding a scooter to see how well he can operate with an infrared perspective. That’s something. You know what would have

Because Winter Is Coming, this is a video of a squirrel (who presumably took a page from my playbook and saved all its work for the last minute) in Canada going nuts(!) ripping pinecones off a tree branch and tossing them down to craftyredhead’s deck below, where it will later