This is a song and music video from Youtuber ai am a jedi featuring Emperor Palpatine performing ‘The Tragedy of Darth Plaegus The Wise’. I’m honestly not sure how I feel about it, but I am convinced you could probably still get off to it if you summon enough midi-chlorians.

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

This is a video of Youtuber Daniel LaBelle (previously: getting his equipment confused) appearing to use the Force to accomplish everyday activities around the house. It was pretty cute. “Like a kitten?” Haha, not that cute. “Like a puppy?” Wait — you think puppies are less cute than kittens? “Huh?”