This is a video (including some onboard bot footage) of a litter of kittens interacting with a terrifying hexapod battle robot. If I were one of those kittens I would have torn that damn thing’s legs off after it fired that air hockey puck, but that’s just me and I’m

This is a shot of a an Optimus telecommunications box truck parked behind an Amazon Prime delivery van, combining their powers Voltron-style to form the baddest ass truck of all time — OPTIMUS PRIME. You like how I made that Voltron-Transformers crossover right there? Total pro style. That’s why I

This is a video of the fun-loving Australians of Youtube channel How Ridiculous dropping 100,000 bouncy balls from the top of an arena (previously: dropping 100,000 ping pong balls). I’m not going to lie, it was significantly more underwhelming than I anticipated. Half the balls didn’t even seem to bounce.

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops churning up mysterious creatures from its murky depths, this is a video of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Frank (and Mac) casually deepfaked into Squid Games. Unsurprisingly, Frank fails to heed Mac’s advice to play it subtle and things don’t

The internet: it never stops turning. Even in the middle of the night when it should have gone to bed hours ago and can only produce terrible ideas. Enter the Rickroll video that never starts — just ten minutes of the intro on repeat. It’s maddening. But, if you can

Seriously, just watch it. To the end. This is a video of a beautiful ginger cat lapping up some milk, set to some absolutely delectable jams by Uzbekistani musician Sherzod Ergashev. It’s a banger. Obviously, there’s no question that this video, this very video, is the whole reason the internet

Because getting hacked makes your computer screen look like you clicked on the wrong boner pill ad and you’ve died and gone to pop-up heaven, this is a scene from appropriately titled ‘The Bone Yard’, a 2004 episode of NCIS in which Abby and McGee attempt to thwart a hacking