This is a shot of a an Optimus telecommunications box truck parked behind an Amazon Prime delivery van, combining their powers Voltron-style to form the baddest ass truck of all time — OPTIMUS PRIME. You like how I made that Voltron-Transformers crossover right there? Total pro style. That’s why I get paid the big bucks almost nothing to write this blog.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees somebody’s birthday wish was clearly well spent.