Because the internet never stops thinking of ways to improve my life (or at least prevent boredom one minute at a time), this is a video of the dance finale from Dirty Dirty, with ‘(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life’ replaced with the Muppet theme song. It works perfectly.

Hands down one of my favorite internet cats of all time, this is a video of Maru demonstrating his ability to melt himself into glass fishbowls. Man, he is GOOD at it. If I were half as good at anything as Maru is at melting into fishbowls, maybe I’d have

Because sometimes you need a palate cleanser (or vaccine) after exposure to the rest of the internet, this is an 8-minute compilation of baby goats jumping around in slow motion at the Sunflower Farm Creamery in Cumberland, Maine. According to one of their caretakers, “The amount of effort a baby

This is a chart detailing averages of how long it would take a modern hacker to brute force passwords of various lengths and complexity using hashed password hacking techniques. If you’re unfamiliar with hashed passwords and how they’re cracked, you can read all about the methodology used HERE. Based on

This is a side-by-side comparison posted by new mom Dani Grier Mulvenna, who commented how much her baby looks like Woody Harrelson. Then Woody caught wind of the post and wrote baby Cora a poem. How precious is that? They do look insanely similar. “I’ll call Maury.” Nah, call Woody

Because this is the internet and the internet is like a roller coaster that never stops once you’re on no matter how many times you puke, this is a video edited by There I Ruined It (previously) featuring Mr. Rogers performing ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ to the tune of

This is an experiment determining once and for all if corgi butts float. The answer? Yes, corgi butts float. Valuable information. I hate to think how many Bothans died to bring us this information, but there’s no question their sacrifice was worth it. Same goes for finding out what all

This is a video of internet sensation Mr. Trololo (Eduard Khil) getting a posthumous AI upscaled version of his non-lexical 1976 performance of “I Am Very Glad, as I’m Finally Returning Back Home” that really brought the roof down when the internet discovered it back in 2010. That seems so