Because things stopped making sense way back at the beginning of the year, this is a video of a group of eaters cutting a cake with their wine goblets. I have never seen that before. And I better never see it in real life or I will throw a hissy

In sweet jeans news, this is a video of Yotuber Mad Russian Scientist demonstrating the fastest way to empty a narrow-necked liquid filled container without cutting in half with a ninja sword or smashing it with a hammer — by swirling the bottle first to create a vortex inside. This