Who you calling narrow-necked?!
Valuable Info: The Fastest Way To Empty A Narrow-Necked Liquid-Filled Bottle

In sweet jeans news, this is a video of Yotuber Mad Russian Scientist demonstrating the fastest way to empty a narrow-necked liquid filled container without cutting in half with a ninja sword or smashing it with a hammer — by swirling the bottle first to create a vortex inside. This method allows air to enter the bottle much quicker than the traditional glug-glug-glug method. Admittedly, some potentially life-changing information if your job involves getting paid per bottle you can empty without breaking during a work shift.