This is a video of pastry chef and chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing a massive screwdriver and screws entirely out of chocolate. Clearly, he is a master of the medium. Me? I am a master of the XL and, in some brands, 2XL. These chocolate reproductions are getting so good

This is some security cam footage of construction worker Shane Reimche entering the Quick Trip Market just moments before a 4-foot runaway circular saw blade comes flying through the parking lot and embeds itself in the side of the door. He never saw it coming, but dude was just two

Because life, uh, finds a way, this is a video of two chimps at a zoo using a fallen tree branch to retrieve an apple floating in a pond, too far to reach by hand. That’s some solid tool usage right there. I imagine most humans presented with the same

Because demolition isn’t for everyone, this is a video of two boys attempting to remove the railing of an old deck when one boy loses his hammer and gets hit in the head with the handle. Luckily for him, it wasn’t the business end of the hammer. Still, I’m not

This is a video of the fun-loving Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous attempting to crack progressively tougher safes by dropping a 2-ton axe blade on them. They also destroy a bunch of other things in between. The finale, an absolutely massive safe, takes a very respectable 20 hits before

This is a video of cockatoos that have learned to use multiple tools in order to receive rewards, in this case using a sharp stick to poke a hole through a membrane, then a long straw to retrieve cashew nuts. Apparently the ability to use toolsets has only previously been

This is a video of the fun-loving Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous crushing a bunch of stuff with the massive 3-ton hammer they built. They start by driving a giant nail into the ground, followed by blasting a variety of different objects into the wild blue yonder with a

This is a video of the world’s most powerful chainsaw, the STIHL MS 881 MAGNUM with a 60″ guide bar being used to take cookie slices out of a massive stump. Obviously, if this chainsaw were a condom, it would be the size I have to wear. It’s not a