This is a video of Action Movie Dad’s action movie children playing with a leafblower he modded into a kid-friendly flamethrower with a length of colored fabric. Pretty clever. Now I’m sure there are some other parents out there who would just let their children play with actual fire in

Because these are the times we live in, Dan Polydoris of Death By Toys has created a much needed ‘Me Giving Up And Walking Into The Ocean With All Of My Clothes On’ action figure. He also makes ‘My Lying Awake Thinking Of Some Shit I Said 4 Years Ago’,

Renowned primatologist and anthropologist Jane Goodall has recently been given the Barbie Doll treatment as part of Mattel’s Inspiring Women Series (links to product page). The $35 doll features a young Jane complete with field attire including binoculars and notebook, and chimpanzee David Greybeard. Plus the doll is made from

In what is arguably the most sensical toy release in recent history, LEGO has announced an official Transformers build set featuring Optimus Prime that actually transforms from semi truck to humanoid form. The $169 set will be released June 1st and feature 1,508 pieces, including ion blaster, Autobot Matrix of

Smol Bounce Houses are just that: small bounce houses designed for use INDOORS. No more getting blown away to Oz just because you really wanted to bounce during a tornado. *using yellow brick as paperweight* I know a thing or two, because I’ve seen a thing or two. Smol Bounce

This is a surprisingly worthwhile video of a very impressive Hot Wheels track built with a waterpark theme, complete with waterfalls and sections where the car is actually floating like it’s in a log flume ride. Did I hold my hands up the whole time, even for the big drop

Because nothing says Australia quite like kangaroos and boomerangs, this is a video of the two combined into a kangaroo shaped boomerang crafted by Redditor Ravi from Texas (wait, what?). Damn, that thing flies NICE. Did you know there are left-handed and right-handed boomerangs? I did not, which might explain

Because what good is writing a blog if you can’t occasionally treat it like Facebook Marketplace, I have a small selection of my adult (not that kind) toys for sale. Mostly vinyl stuff from Amanda Visell (some signed), Doktor A (some signed), Bubi Au Yeung, and a random assortment of