Because there’s a minimum of two of everybody (I spotted one of my doppelgängers at a reggae concert in college and went to fight him to the death but lost him in the crowd), this is a video of a tuxedo cat meeting its LEGO twin and…doing whatever it does

This is a video of Justin Flom (previously: creating a carry-your-own-head Halloween costume for his daughter) using some water and freezing cold temperatures to make a roll of toilet paper stand on its own, supported only by its unrolled sheets. That’s something. Something he and his wife think is the

Proof that the internet can (very rarely, but occasionally) be a delightful place, this is a video from Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav placing It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s patriarch Frank Reynolds in the action of Cyberpunk 2077. If you’re an elephant, you may remember Frank previously inserted into Baldur’s Gate 3 and

Because humanity is, by nature, complete garbage, the flightless dodo bird has the distinction of being the first known species to be completely extinguishing by human activity (hunting, habitat destruction, introduction of predators). The species was discovered and extinct in less than 80 years. Go us! In this clip from

The brainchild of Matty from Unnecessary Inventions, the Snackuum is anything but. Consisting of a small wrist-mounted vacuum and a suck-tube extending to the tip of your index finger, you can use it to pick up and eat cheese puffs and other dusty snacks without turning your fingers orange. Me?

This is a video of black cat Odo (who’s just an F and R short of being a Hobbit, but still eight members short of a ring fellowship) scratching a record on a turntable like a DJ. Honestly, his performance was actually better than some I’ve paid to see. It’s

This is a video from Great Big Story highlighting the life of world record setting speedrunner Bubzia, who speedruns video games while blindfolded. His biggest achievement to date? Completing a 120-star speedrun of Super Mario 64 in a single 11 hour and 22 minute sitting. Good lord. For reference, the

This is a video of champion longboarder Jeff Corsi demonstrating his wickedly smooth moves on the streets of Paris. Damn! If you’re into this, there’s plenty of similar action on Jeff’s Instagram. On my personal Instagram? Just a couple blurry bar photos spammed with comments to random OnlyFans. View this