This is a timelapse video of Tampa Bay authorities dying the Hillsborough River green to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, a tradition and subsequent celebration that’s been on hiatus the past two years due to COVID restrictions. When interviewed about the event by a local news team, I tore my pants off and jumped into the river yelling “CANNONBALL!” with the hopes of transforming into the Incredible Hulk.

Keep going for two videos: the timelapse, and a fifteen minute real-time version in case you’re bored waiting at the doctor’s office.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees there’s going to be a lot of green fish served at local seafood restaurants over the next few weeks.