I feel you, dog, I hate taking the stairs too.
Why Walk?: Dog Slides Down The Stairs

This is a video of a rescue pup from Pickerington, Ohio, quickly growing accustomed to living the good life and taking a slide down the stairs instead of walking. And can you blame him? Why walk when you can slide? And why get up at all if you don’t have to? That’s my motto. You know my brother and I used to slide down the stairs on pillows when we were kids. Then in college my roommates and I got drunk and graduated to baking pans and *smiling* that’s how I lost these. I wonder if they’re still in the wall.