Because if you’re the only person doing something you’re automatically the record holder, this is a video of Japanese trials rider Tomomi Nishikubo setting the world records for ‘Steepest Bicycle Fakie Nose Manual’ (37.5°) and ‘Longest Distance Traveled by Bicycle Fakie Nose Manual on a Ski Jumping Hill’ (136.6m). You think he always dreamed of doing this since he was a kid? I used to have a lot of dreams like this as a kid too. Now? All dashed. I do still dream at night though. Well, have nightmares.