This is a 10-hour video of Jupiter rotating in real time, completing one full revolution in the process. Now don’t expect a tilt-a-whirl here, it takes ten hours to complete one rotation, so it’s slow to the naked eye. But to the eyes wearing a sexy lace thong like mine are, you may notice some movement, particularly in the white middle band. And now about that Great Red Spot?! It’s crazy to think of a raging storm that can last hundreds of years. Sounds like my girlfriend after an argument. She doesn’t forgive or forget, and if she reads this I can probably forget about ever seeing a boob again for as long as I live, undead warlock or not.

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