This is a video of the 1000-musician strong Rockin’ 1000 assembled for a concert in Paris and performing Queen & David Bowie’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’. Sure the original was performed by only six musicians, but another 994 can’t hurt, right? Or maybe it takes 1,000 people in order to stand a chance of performing a decent cover. Whatever the case, I think we can all agree that– “Vanilla Ice really did the beat justice.” Just go — and don’t ever come back.

Keep going for the video while I try to fathom the drama of a 1,000 person band.