This is a video of a Costco baker scoring the tops of its loaves of country French bread IN A HURRY. Dude must be late for a date. Or opted to get paid by the loaf instead of hourly. Whatever the case, this guy is quick with those knives. But

Because some people firmly believe that taunting death is the only way to avoid it, this is a video of Joe Sherman racing his namesake Veteran Sherman Max against a 75MPH train to see how long he can stay ahead of it from a stop. There’s also a vide of

This is some home security cam footage of a young driver who, exiting the house, notices he’s blocked in and even acknowledges it with a “I’m blocked in, dude.” Then he gets in his truck and immediately backs into the car that was blocking him in like he has the

Because if everything is bigger in Texas, then Australia is Texas working out in prison on butt-smuggled steroids, dead set on revenge as soon as it can break out (possibly Kool-Aid Man style), this is a video of a massive 6 pound toad that was found by park rangers in

Because what are big brothers for if not almost getting you killed, this is a video of a kid bringing down a healthy part of an abandoned building after removing enough bricks from a pillar while (I assume, based on my own relationship) his brother films. That, wow — that

This is some footage from the 2017 Iowa State Fair’s husband calling contest, in which wives compete by calling their husbands. Not on the phone, mind you — by yelling. The winner takes home a ribbon, five bucks, but, most importantly, bragging rights, which are invaluable. I may not have

This is a video of Polish MMA fighter and loose cannon Amadeusz ‘Ferrari’ Roslik sucker punching Youtuber Sadek while Sadek spoke with Monika Laskowska about him during an interview. Apparently Roslik has a history of unsportsmanlike conduct (I’m as shocked as you are) and has been reprimanded it for it

This is a 60-second documentary (the perfect documentary length in my opinion) highlighting German extreme mountain unicyclist Lutz Eichholz. In his own words about why he does what he does: “I think it’s important to be scared. It’s the only that thing which avoids that you die. When people see