Where were these balloon twisters at my 5th birthday party, MOM?
64-Feet Long, 150,000 Balloons: The World’s Largest Balloon Dinosaur

This is a Guinness World Record video of the world’s largest balloon dinosaur, a very respectable 64-foot long, 150,000 balloon lightweight behemoth constructed at a shopping mall in Istanbul, Turkey. Thankfully, all the balloons are biodegradable, so you don’t have to worry about them ending up undigested in the stomach of a dead sea turtle or whale. That’s a relief, because when I first saw the dinosaur I immediately thought, But the whales! You should have heard the sigh of relief I just sighed. “Sounded like a fart to me.” Honey! “What?” You’re always supposed to pretend like you didn’t hear that.