This is a car sunscreen featuring cat versions of the main cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. You know, because there’s a market for that. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), the officially licensed 64″ x 32″ sunscreen fits most cars (but not spaceships), and is sure to let everyone in the Target parking lot know you love both Star Trek AND cats, a combination that’s probably just as common as you think it is. You know, maybe there was something lost in translation and space isn’t really the final frontier, but the feline frontier. Food for thought! Especially if you’re as dumb and hungry as I am.

This is a very worthwhile video of pop artist Mr. Doodle covering the entirety of his home (inside and out) with doodles, using 401 cans of black spray paint, 286 bottles of black ink, and 2296 pen nibs over the course of two years. Damn! I only wish I knew what brand paints and pens he uses so I could go back in time and buy stock in the companies. The final result is absolutely wild. I honestly can’t tell if I’d love living there or be driven to insanity, but my guess is both simultaneously.

Because what’s life if not constantly cheating death, this is a video of cliff diver Owen Weymouth launching off an oceanfront cliff balcony followed by Robert Wall, who’s capturing all the action with a camera in his mouth. Were there mathematical calculations involved with this jump, or just a “Eh, I bet we can make it.” Regardless, that must have been exhilarating for the both of them. Honestly, it was even more than a little exhilarating for me and I was only watching on Youtube. “That explains the pee.” I SPILLED MY COFFEE. “Did you though?” Yes, just from my penis.

Thanks to Ashley, who informed that no, even if all her friends did jump off a bridge, she would not.

This is a video of a cat in Carrara, Italy smelling a cup of espresso made by its owner, then trying to bury it like a turd. Presumably because, at least in its mind, it smells like a turd. Maybe it’s some of that civet poop coffee. My cats? They don’t try to bury coffee, they just try to knock my mug off the table because they like breaking things. They don’t even try to bury actual turds, they just launch them as far as they can outside the litter box in what I can only assume is a distance competition.

This is a video of Frisco, Texas’s Liberty High School tromboners performing a well-choreographed dance routine in which they duck under their fellow boner’s instruments to avoid getting headchopped, all while blindfolded. I think I speak for everyone when I say that must have been a pep rally for the record books! For reference, I don’t really remember any of my high school pep rallys, so they couldn’t have been that great. Or maybe I was skipping school those days, that’s also a very real possibility. Remember kids: school’s for fools. “Don’t you have a master’s?” And I regret it all!

This is a short video of a river of watermelons being floated from where they were grown to where they’re being transported. Apparently it’s important to keep watermelons cool after harvest for maximum deliciousness, so this clever farmer is killing two birds with one stone. At least until I found out where this is. Then they’ll wonder why only rinds showing up for transport and I have hundreds of watermelons growing inside my belly.