This is a video of a man attempting to leap from the Gorilla Bounce on a tropical beach and landing too close to the springs, which decide to give up the ghost, leaving him flopping into the water. Thankfully he wasn’t seriously injured. True story: I jumped right through the
This is a video of a young parm lover getting the special treatment at Olive Garden as a waitress grates some parm onto her dinner, then into her water, and finally, directly into her mouth. Now that is some quality service. Olive Garden wasn’t even on my radar for dinner
This is a video of a mother moose (not to be confused with Mother Goose, who would be far less effective at scaring away a bear) repeatedly treeing a black bear nearing her calves. Moose: they’re huge and you don’t want to mess with them. They’re not deer, you can’t
This is a delightful video of a hamster navigating the rainbow maze created by Youtuber Mister Hamster. It’s really less of a maze though and more of an obstacle course. Still, it’s a pleasant reminder why the internet was invented. “It wasn’t for this.” Whatever, Al Gore, you weren’t even
This is a video of a skydiving crew speeding towards earth and all holding hands, eventually forming a giant circle. Did they also sing kumbaya? I should certainly hope so. I like how almost every single one has a GoPro attached to their helmet. You think they get together on
This is a video of a pet flying squirrel playing dead for attention. Or possibly to not get in trouble for knocking over the broom. Whatever the case, that flying squirrel is a great actor — very committed to the part. It should start its own acting school, with a
This is a video of a man scaring a black bear out of his backyard by donning the top half of a grizzly bear costume. And if you’re only going to wear half a bear suit to scare a bear away, it’s definitely smart going for the top instead of
Because dogs are totally nuts (I live with exhibits A, B, and C), this is a video of Dolly ringing her home’s video doorbell, then barking because someone’s at the door. It’s you, Dolly — you’re at the door! I swear, dogs are the best. Unless you’re a cat person,
