Because there’s nothing more invigorating than the wind in your hair, the smell of nature, and a tree smacking you in the face, this is a video of mountain biker Rémy Métailler tackling the Love Ya Man (LYM — how I end all text conversations with my bros) trail at Kicking Horse Bike Park in Golden, British Columbia. It features a lot of elevated wooden bridges to ride (or in my case, fall off of) while barreling down the mountain. It looks fun, and I would totally ride that with my friends, probably squeaking my brakes the entire time. “LYM.” LYRBB!

This is a video of multidimensional movement artist iamnirvana777 performing a spinal wave dance from a forearm stand. So fluid — the amount of strength and muscle control that must involve! You know, I have dreams at night that I’m really good at walking on my hands and I can walk anywhere like that without any effort. Then I wake up and twist my ankle getting out of bed as a reminder of just how vastly different my dream life is from reality. At least I still have all my teeth.

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This is a video of prop maker Daniel Lupien of Youtube channel DaBuild creating a replica of the grenade launcher from Bioshock, one of the best games ever made. And let me tell you, I put that grenade launcher to good use too. Maybe not as good use as I did the crossbow’s trap bolts, but I would set up a whole line of those electrifying wires like rungs on a ladder, then taunt a Big Daddy to come at me and he’d run through them all, just to fall dead right at my feet. Good times, great oldies.

This is a video from a motorist traveling a Phoenix highway during a recent dust storm that reduced visibility to barely being able to see the Arizona Cardinals spare tire cover on the Jeep in front of you. And you certainly wouldn’t have been able to read the ‘IT’S A JEEP THING’ license plate frame if they had one. I don’t know, maybe God is trying to tell us something. And maybe that something is Phoenix wasn’t made for human habitation. Or maybe he’s just practicing for another plague of locusts since it’s been a while.

This is a video of a precious red panda at a zoo coming outside from its sleep enclosure and being threatened by a rock. Quickly taking the offensive, it slaps the rock a few times and makes itself as large as it can by standing on its back legs and raising its front over its head, probably calling the rock’s mom an igneous slag just for good measure. It then gives the rock a good sniff, presumably identifying the threat as its own pee from the day before, and goes back inside for a well-deserved nap. What a day!

This is a car sunscreen featuring cat versions of the main cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation. You know, because there’s a market for that. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), the officially licensed 64″ x 32″ sunscreen fits most cars (but not spaceships), and is sure to let everyone in the Target parking lot know you love both Star Trek AND cats, a combination that’s probably just as common as you think it is. You know, maybe there was something lost in translation and space isn’t really the final frontier, but the feline frontier. Food for thought! Especially if you’re as dumb and hungry as I am.