Unfortunately I don't think it's going to make the Billboard Top 10000
37-Minute Song Names Every County In The United States (All 3,244)

Thankful I didn’t have to learn to recite the whole thing in middle school, this is a 37-minute long song from Geography Nerds that sings every county or county equivalent (parishes, boroughs, independent cities) in the United States. All 3,244 of them. It also includes 429 repeats (some multiple times), since every state has at least one county name shared with another state. Names: apparently they’re easy to run out of. Is that why me and my brother were both named Dragon? Maybe! Or maybe my parents were really hoping for a dragon. Who can blame them?