Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor

This is another tasty remix from The Kiffness (previously), this time taking the audio from a TikTok video of Haiku the Husky talking and transforming it into an ancient Husky song, once howled by his ancestors many moons ago. Really makes you want to just strip down naked and howl

This is ‘A Tale Of Two Freddies’, the Two-Face style Freddie Mercury/Freddy Krueger costume created by photo editor Jared Lerner for a previous Halloween. A fantastic job, and Jared certainly would have been in contention for best costume at my annual Halloween party if I didn’t rig the voting so

The Matrix and Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Wake Up’: it was only a matter of time until the two were married in unholy matrimony and birthed a Halloween lights display. And this is a video of that lovechild. The display starts with audio from the final scene of The Matrix,

The internet: it never stops turning. Even in the middle of the night when it should have gone to bed hours ago and can only produce terrible ideas. Enter the Rickroll video that never starts — just ten minutes of the intro on repeat. It’s maddening. But, if you can

Because music is everywhere (you just have to listen), this is a video of musician David Scott of The Kiffness (previously remixing a talking cat) turning a video of a squeaky glovebox door into a delectable jazz song using a synthesizer, trumpet, and the horn of his own appropriately named

In real mature news, this is the already-funded Kickstarter campaign for the Fart Pedal, a guitar effects pedal that turns guitar input into farts. It includes a switch for selecting either juicy or dry farts, and a knob for just how much gas the pedal produces. It also comes with

This is a video of DJ Dom Whiting (come on — not DJ Spokey Dokey?) doing his thing while riding his bike and livestreaming the performance over the internet for anybody who’s regularly as bored as I am. That’s cool. One time I tried riding my bike without holding onto