Cars: sometimes they wish they were boats. Especially when you accidentally drive them into a river because, “I was just following the GPS.” If I had a new car for every time my girlfriend drove the old one into a river because she was just following the GPS, I wouldn’t be taking the bus to work. I’m joking, that never happened. She thought she knew a shortcut.

This is a video of the world’s largest amphibious car meetup (there were 70 vehicles present), held in Kladow Harbor in Berlin. But did anybody sink, and, more importantly, were there any mermaid or pirate treasure sightings on their way down? So going forward are we going to call car-boats coats or bars? “Amphibious cars.” But it’s so loooong. Plus a lot of people probably don’t even know what amphibious means. I think it means you make love like a salamander. “How do salamanders make love?” Not when I’m watching, unfortunately.

Video below, all the cars cruising together starts around 6:40.