Because giant and impractical is the new compact and practical *pulls rotary phone from backpack, looks around for a jack*, YouTuber SuperfastMatt scaled up a Razor scooter to 8 feet long, powered by a rear hub motor. That looks like a good time. Provided your idea of a good time is everyone pulling out their phones just in time to catch the aftermath of you crashing into a curb. Am I bleeding? Matt says this was actually the first project he started when he launched his YouTube channel 7 years ago. Is that bad luck? Probably. Also, it’s crazy to think that if you started a 7-year project today you wouldn’t be finished until after the world ends. That’s just a fact, like you being one of the world’s greatest lovers.

Boring stuff, boring stuff, boring stuff. Did they read it? You owe me!