Because you can never have too high a resolution of a good thing, Youtuber Nick Acosta is in the process of upscaling the 1978 classic Star Wars Holiday Special to 4K resolution. This is a trailer of the special featuring that upscaling. It’s pretty remarkable considering most copies of the video I’ve seen look like somebody was filming their TV through a microwave door. And they say you can’t polish a turd! Then how do you explain this? “You have shit all over your hands.” What if I told you it was just no-bake cookie batter? “I’d say taste it.” Oh you think you’re so clever, don’t you?