Note: Keep your volume in check, loud laughing door. This is a video of a squeaky door that, when opened and hits its door stop, cackles like an evil witch. Obviously, this is not the sound you want to hear when you’re housesitting a haunted mansion. Or anytime, really, because

This is some historical black and white footage from The Big Easy captured in the 1920’s that’s been upscaled to 60FPS, stabilized, remastered, and colorized, with some sound design added for good measure. The result isn’t fantastic, although I imagine the source material was pretty rough around the edges. I

This is a timelapse video created by Youtuber Another Perspective capturing crystals forming after adding vitamin C and beta alanin to water and alcohol. Is that meth? Those are some pretty crystals. Now, grow me some kryptonite, I have a lot of evil that needs doing and I don’t want

This is a video of Youtuber How To Make Everything constructing the sawmill detailed in Leonardo Da Vinci’s notebook in 1478, using only tools and methods that existed back then (read: no power tools, makes his own nails). He does use a water pump to replicate a river though to

This is the suite (and sweet) sign for the Women’s Care Specialists for mammograms and ultrasounds in a medical building, who have the very appropriate and presumably intentional suite 800B. Is there also a urologist in Suite P3N15? I doubt it, but what sort of trouble are you having, anyways?

Because even cowboys love disco, this is the disco ball inspired cowboy hat handmade and sold by Etsy shop MysticalMosaicsGifts. It’s a cowboy hat covered with a mosaic of small mirrored tiles just like a disco ball, available with or without dangly tassels. Will it blind your dueling opponent at

This is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines (previously) demonstrating the elaborate alarm clock and human car wash was he constructed to get him out of bed, washed, dressed, and out the door in just under two minutes. That’s impressive. For reference, it generally takes me about six hours

This is a video of chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entire bar out of edible chocolate, complete with stools, faux wood paneling, marble countertop, and bar accessories. The bar was made as a promotion for Bailey’s Irish Cream. And you know how I feel about Bailey’s! “Actually, I don’t.”