Because time waits for no one, this is an only four-hour old llama taking its gangly legs out for a test spin. Then it lays down. Then it falls over. ERR0R, ERR0R, 2CUTE2C0MPUTE! Look — it’s so cute my computer is overheating! “I saw you pour your coffee in there.” Shhhhhh — I need an excuse to leave work early today. “Don’t you work from home? Isn’t that your computer?” Well shit. Hey honey — I need to run to Best Buy for a new compu– DISHWASHER. Yeah we need a new dishwasher. The old one keeps breaking plates when I’m drunk.