Dammit human, you're doing it all wrong!
Cat Helps Shape Cup On Potter’s Wheel

This is a video of Mike the cat showing his owner Jim Young of Van Hollow Pottery how to properly shape a cup on the potter’s wheel. I assume Mike had sat around licking himself and watching Jim produce inferior cup after cup for long enough and finally decided to lend a helping paw and show him how it’s done. “Now etch MIKE’S into the side of it, and I want it always filled with fresh milk,” I imagine the cat demanding afterwards, “You owe me.”