This is a video from a Malaysian police maneuvers demonstration of a police boat captain exhibiting his incredible control of the ship by performing an almost drift-style dock at high speed. That was impressive. Could I have done it? I could have tried, but it would have almost certainly ended

This is a video of two cats playing with a rubber band and litter box door edited by musician French Fuse to perform the White Stripes’ 2003 banger ‘Seven Nation Army’. If there was ever a good reason the internet was invented, this is it. Al Gore probably couldn’t fathom

Built by Xiaomi Global, CyberOne is a full-size bipedal humanoid robot capable of, among other things, some basic drumming. It might not be able to perform a face-melting solo that will end with underwear being thrown on stage, but robots have little interest in underwear anyways. Me? Underwear has always

This is a video of Quint the tuxedo cat unknowingly becoming a boss battle in Metroid: Other M after he decided to sit in front of the television. I can’t even tell you how many times one of my cats has decided to stand on the entertainment center in front

Go big or go home: some people live by the motto. Me? I never left home to begin with because I know me. This is a video of Youtuber Dave Hohman’s insane Lionel train set and Christmas village. The video includes a timelapse of its construction, which took 21 days,

This is some trailcam footage captured by Youtuber Ace Vlogs, who left a pile of bananas in the woods to see what sort of animals and activity they’d attract. A couple days later, he also added a bunch of apples to the mix. Throw in some pineapple and berries and

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops trying to fill itself like a toilet with a leaky flapper, this is a video reimagining the orcs in The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers speaking in normal human voices. I found it even scarier than the original.

This is a video created by Youtuber Udge (like Ike Udge?!) reimagining the Donkey Kong gang in the opening title sequence for King Of The Hill. It was surprisingly well made — far better than anything I could have created, but I get frustrated at the drop of a hat