Presumably as a distraction while all its arachnid friends break into the home seen in the background (Remember: we’re here for all the shoes!), this is a video of a spider weaving a web right in front of a Ring home security cam. I watched the whole thing, but the spider never did spell out ‘SOME PIG’ like Charlotte. I’d been holding out hope, you know? Sure it certainly seems like she died at the end of the movie, but I’ve seen spiders fake their own deaths before. And can you blame them? People are always trying to smack them with a rolled up magazine. If I were a spider I would 100% fake my own death, then cut off a couple legs and start chirping to live the rest of my life as a cricket. “Yeah, but–” *crickets*

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