Because this is the internet and the internet is like a roller coaster that never stops once you’re on no matter how many times you puke, this is a video edited by There I Ruined It (previously) featuring Mr. Rogers performing ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ to the tune of

This is a compilation video of cats working out. Or, in some cases, at least looking like they’re exercising. My cats? My cats don’t ever look like they’re exercising, except EXERCISING MY LAST NERVE. Just kidding, they’re perfect in every way. Except for the turds in the bathtub this morning.

This is a video of pet otter Kotaro carrying his favorite toy around the house in one hand (seen here two-handing it during a break), including UP THE STAIRS. Impressive! Me? I can’t carry a mug of coffee up the stairs without spilling it all over the carpet to save

This is a video captured by the residents of a 21st story apartment in San Francisco, who witnessed their sofa fly off the balcony and attempt a half-hearted trip to Oz during high winds. Unfortunately for it, it only makes it as far as the road below. Fortunately for locals,

This is a video of a skydiver trying to remain as motionless as possible while she plummets towards earth, filmed upside-down so she appears to be falling up. She does a great job, especially considering the air resistance. That air can be RESISTANT. But nowhere near as resistant as my

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

This is a video of pro inline skater Ilia Savosin strapping wheeled office chair bases to his feet and hitting an indoor skate park to show off his skills. And what skills he has! I didn’t expect much, but he delivered so much more. Always a pleasant surprise, especially when

Because if you really put your mind to it, you can try anything, this is a video of pro freeride mountain biker Sam Pilgrim attempting to ride a penny farthing bike on a downhill trail, then around a BMX track. He does a good job all things considered. All the