This is a video of a petting zoo goat at Yellowstone Bear World in Madison County, Idaho demonstrating how to use the coin operated vending machine to dispense some food for itself and (inadvertently) some geese below. Speaking of Madison County — I’ve heard their bridges are beautiful. I’m kidding,

This is a clip of a group of hardcore gamers playing ‘World Of Tanks’ with a custom desk-mounted cannon (and Volkswagen steering wheel). The cannon uses C02 and 2-liter soda bottles for ammunition, and produces some insane kickback when fired, ejecting a smoking shell afterwards. That’s absolutely nuts, and I’ve

This is a video of spiritual advisor, teacher of the elements, and Instagrammer Jesusthelivingsun demonstrating his ability to summon leaf tornadoes with some magical hand gestures and, in the second clip, a ninja sword. I believe in his powers too, because I’m rarely not waving my ninja sword around and

25’5″ to be exact. Built by Nicolas Barrioz and David Peyrou, the Starbike requires a crane and crew to stand upright, and a scissor lift for a rider to mount. Just to be clear, that is entirely too tall. It doesn’t even have Spokey Dokeys! Also, why is the Guinness

This is a video of two dudes sitting down to a nice Italian dinner when a cow enters the kitchen and makes eating that dinner incredibly difficult. Cow demands noodles! TRUE STORY: I made greek spaghetti last night but I used a different style pasta than my girlfriend likes and

Because passive-aggressive is the new aggressive-aggressive, this is a video of a dude carrying a woman around upside down so she can stomp on the ceiling and give the upstairs neighbors a taste of their own medicine (and leave footprints on the ceiling). But are the neighbors above actually stompers,

Surely something that you don’t see every day (unless you work at a zoo and are in charge of the anteaters — you hiring?), this is a video of a giant anteater helicoptering its tongue around to drink from a sprinkler. Now THAT’S a tongue! For reference, I can’t even

Because the internet is can occasionally be a magical place, this is a video of Ace Ventura edited into Grand Theft Auto V by maker of these sorts of videos eli_handle_b.wav (previously). It’s a perfect match, just like peanut butter and banana and honey and chocolate syrup and marshmallow fluff