Oh I'd still find a way to fall down.
Colin Furze Turns Himself Into A Life-Size Weeble

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down. Trust me, I did a lot of experimenting as a kid. And now Colin Furze has gone and transformed himself into a real-life Weeble using a piece of semi-spherical molded concrete and a harness to attach himself to it. That looks like fun. At least five minutes worth, which is five minutes more than I’ve had in the last two years, so I’ll take it. Strap me in, push me off a boat!

Keep going for the video, the really good stuff starts around 11:20.