Cooking On Boat During Rough Seas

This is a video of a man attempting to prepare something to eat aboard a boat during rough seas. He seems to be doing a fine enough job until one of his bowls goes flying. I would argue the five second rule should be extended to ten seconds aboard boats, and indefinitely for food that hasn’t been cooked yet. Still, why bother cooking anything if I’m just going to get sea sick and puke it all overboard in a little bit anyways? “Just chumming the waters!” I’ll joke to the real seamen while they all make fun of me.