This is a video of Youtuber NileBlue making American cheese (think Kraft Singles) to prove that it’s not just plastic like conspiracy theorists would apparently have you believe. I did not know conspiracy theorists would have me believe that. THE GOVERNMENT IS IN MY SKULL. Did you hear something? Basically,

Manufactured by novelty product company Fred, Chomp is a pair of silicone pot holders that look like classic wind-up chattering teeth. Or my grandma’s dentures. Admittedly, I could use some pot holders, because I’ve just been wetting my hands with cold water and picking up and putting down scalding pots

Served at Grand Theft Auto IV’s Burger Shot, the Heart Stopper is a 6-pound, 40,000 calorie burger consisting of “7 luke-warm patties, cheese, lettuce, tomato, half a jar of mayonnaise, and pickles.” And Youtuber Babish Culinary University decided to recreate the deadly delicacy in real life. Just look at that

You have vinyl siding on that house? Not anymore! This is a reminder to grill safely today and NOT do whatever the hell is going on here, which appears to be repurposing a gas grill as a charcoal grill and using a gallon of lighter fluid. Or maybe they actually

This is a video from a woman whose mother made a delicious looking pasta dinner only to realize towards the end of the process that the new olive oil she bought online wasn’t olive oil at all, but olive body wash. I assumed the video was fake at first because

This is a video of Youtuber Island Vibe Cooking providing a copycat recipe for McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Weird, I didn’t see any pink slime in the recipe. I always assumed the recipe would just be 1) acquire bag of pink slime and 2) fry pink slime in the shape of

Because the power of the internet offers us an unbridled look into other people’s lives that we otherwise wouldn’t (and probably shouldn’t) have, these are several videos from Youtuber MrPanFace featuring anthropomorphic crepes with googly eyes lip-syncing to songs on the stove. Admittedly, I did not expect much, and was

This is a video of a human seal demonstrating he has the skills to pay the bills, provided the bills can be paid by repeatedly catching pieces of shrimp in his mouth tossed his way by a hibachi chef. Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at catching