Give me Easter Sunday and Monday and I could finish that thing.
Crafting An 8-Foot, 550-Pound All Chocolate Velociraptor

This is a video of chocolatier Amaury Guichon (previously) attempting his most ambitious chocolate sculpture to date: a massive 8-foot, 550 pound velociraptor made entirely from chocolate (no armature or anything). Damn! Amaury says the whole process took about 10 days, and he’s very pleased with the result. I am also very pleased with the result, and if this wasn’t a commission from my girlfriend to give me on Valentine’s Day, she can forget about me donning my good underwear and performing a sexy dance at the end of the night.