Because the typical American diet sure ain’t what it used to be, this is an animated bar chart detailing the nation’s shifting food consumption over the last century. Each bar represents the average daily caloric intake of a particular food group or type of food. Fast food and junk snacks

The delectable brainchild of Florida-based poke bowl, hot dog, and sweet treat purveyor Pacific Counter as an April Fools joke, the aloha whipdog is a wiener standing in a cone swirled with pineapple soft serve. I can only assume so many people demanded it be real that it’s on the

This is a food AND foot fetish friendly video of Rob Williams demonstrating his ability to make a sandwich entirely by foot. Rob holds the Guinness World Record for fastest sandwich made by foot with a time of 1 minute 57 seconds. What a feat(!). My favorite parts were peeling

This is a short video from a vacationer in Playa del Carmen of a monkey doing its best human impression to walk into a hotel and steal a cookie from the buffet. Now that is some good posture. If I had posture like that maybe I wouldn’t have all this

This is a video from the PressTube channel of YETI and Stanley mugs being filled with 1600°C molten hell to see which one lasts longer. I’m not sure if these test results would be permissible in court though, because the mugs appear to be different sizes, with the Stanley filled

Because why buy 2-liters of Coca-Cola when you can spend a whole year and small fortune trying to make it yourself at home (do Mentos next!), this is a video documenting engineer Zach Armstrong’s quest to replicate the exact Coca-Cola formula. Zach uses mass spectrometry to determine the chemical composition

Because taste is half presentation, this is a cheese board that was designed to look like a record turntable, complete with spinnable slate platter, cheese knife tone arm, and some moveable dials. That’s fun. Of course if I see this at a party I’ll have no choice but to spin

This is a video of the destruction of the Death Star scene from the original Star Wars movie recreated by Industrial Light and Magic with everything made out of gingerbread. That’s cute. You know how much gingerbread I’ve eaten this holiday season? Waaaaay too much. I’ve eaten so many houses