This is a video of a dog that smells a downstairs neighbor cooking chicken on the grill directly below its balcony. My God did that smell good. That was a G.I. Joe ‘Pork Chop Sandwiches’ reference, just so we’re clear. Dogs, am I right? Even bad dogs are still better

This is a US map detailing each state’s most ordered hot sauce via Instacart, using data collected by the company. As you can see, sriracha is king, followed by Franks RedHot and Cholula. Well at least Cholula made the top three. I like Tapatio too. Honestly, I’m not sure if

This is a video of guitarist Andre Antunes (previously: adding heavy metal to a hog calling competition — also, great last name for a musician) providing a little heavy metal accompaniment to Gordon Ramsey absolutely laying into people on Hell’s Kitchen. That, uh, that seems like a really abusive work

Because there’s a market for absolutely everything (no matter how small), this is a borosilicate Pyrex glass wine decanter in the form of a motorcycle. Handblown in Hungary, the $150 vinocycle measures 14-inches long and holds 500mL of wine, or 2/3rds of a standard bottle. Come on, it doesn’t even

This is a brief video of an automated lemon-stickering machine (I know it was on my Christmas list) doing its thing. Its thing being applying the stickers to lemons so both you and the cashier can identify them at the supermarket. Oh is that a lemon? Shoot, I meant to

UPDATE: NO SOUP FOR YOU, already sold out. Check eBay soon if you absolutely must have one. Because nothing is as comforting on a cold winter’s day than the smell of mom telling you to cook your own damn soup, Campbell’s has teamed up with “Family Experience Company” CAMP to

Because why not try to counteract a very small fraction of the calories you’re consuming while you consume them by making eating a far less enjoyable experience, some McDonald’s restaurants in China have installed exercise bikes in their dining areas so you can attempt to pedal away the pounds while

This is a video of Adam Hillman revealing an 8-bit Mario sprite by arranging M&Ms in a Mario-shaped pattern, then adding water so the candy’s colored coating bleeds into the water. How about that. I was so inspired I decided to do the same thing except instead of Mario I