Because everybody needs a hobby and some people refuse to participate in a hobby if anybody else is, this is a video of a man balancing a spinning top on the blade of a dagger he’s holding in his mouth. “But why?” We’re not here to ask why. “What are we here for then?” Well if you’re answering my ad in the paper, you’re here for the sensual foot massage. “Giving or receiving?” We take turns. “Is there money involved?” No you rub with your hands.