Dream it, and you can achieve it. Case in point: this man’s impressive three martini glass and a stick-in-his-mouth juggling routine. Who comes up with this stuff? You think he’d been drinking when he did? Do you think those cocktail glasses are actually glass, or heavy plastic? Why is it

In erotic arts news, this is a video of a potter who appears to be crafting a small to medium-small penis (relative to my own) on the potter’s wheel when it goes limp and starts flailing. Thankfully, the potter is able to re-erect the member before collapsing it back down

This is a video of a blindfolded fruit ninja slicing an apple, allegedly locating the fruit based on the sound it makes when it bounces in front of him. So maybe he was bitten by a radioactive bat? I don’t know how superpowers works. Because if I did, trust me,

Above: David standing in front of a wall of Funko Pop characters THAT’S 17 FIGURES DEEP. Seventeen! Move over Paul Scardino and your 5,306 Funko Pop! figurines, because there’s a new new, NEW king of pop in town, and that man is David Mebane of Knoxville, Tennessee, who, since 2017,

This is a video created by Youtuber GordonEdward by editing out all the “fluff” from an episode of Pawn Stars, trimming 20 minutes and 37 seconds (after commercials) to a scant 7 minutes, 6 seconds. Of course “fluff” is all subjective, because I personally feel like every episode of Pawn

This is a video of South African musician The Kiffness looping and remixing the ‘Alugalug’ talking cat video into a surprisingly tasty jam. As tasty as Fancy Feast? *trying to pick moist meat flecks out of beard* Well let’s not get too carried away now. Keep going for the whole

This is a video of British rock climber/possible faun Johnny Dawes demonstrating his no-hands climbing technique, first on a relatively small stone slab, then on a much larger and higher climb. He’s definitely got the skills. AND the tweed suit I 100% expected to see as soon as I read

This is a one minute timelapse video (played at 120X) of Hong Kong Jenga stacker Mengaman allegedly stacking 1,512 Jenga blocks (a world record) on a single vertical piece over the course of an hour and twenty minutes, before it collapses while he’s taking pictures and video of it. Impressive.