This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also:

Because everybody needs a hobby and a hobby that doesn’t cost anything is ideal, these are several videos of cool, calm, and collected Aleksei Shlega demonstrating his ability to balance random objects on top of one another, creating precarious sculptures in the process. Man, his hands must be STEADY. My

Because some people are sicker than others, this is a video of 34-year old Brazilian daredevil Rafael Zugno Bridi setting some sort of record (presumably making his mother worry the most) by slacklining between two hot air balloons at an altitude of 6,131-feet. For reference, a mile is 5,280 feet,

Because feats of the human spirit spirit come in all shapes and sizes, this is a video of Vietnamese duo Quoc Co and Quoc Nghiep quickly jaunting up 100 stairs at the Girona Cathedral in Spain with one balanced on the head of the other, on his own head. How

This is a video of well-balanced (like a healthy breakfast) BMX rider Mike “Hucker” Clark (great nickname, mine’s Puker) riding around a skate park while standing balanced on his bike’s handlebars. That looks intense. For reference, if I’d tried this I would have had a lot less teeth (and blood

This is a video of Russian weightlifter Ruslan Jaguar (awesome name, I’m stealing it) no-hand squatting 100kg (220-pounds) while balancing on a balance board. I think it goes without saying, but CrossFit has really gotten out of hand. Also, how do I know those are real weights and not just

This is a video of an amateur daredevil flipping off of a curb and landing balanced on some sort of utility pole/box. While certainly impressive, I can’t help but feel that curb was just itching to crack his skull open or break his neck. Risky behavior! And you know how

Working out and staying fit: it means different things to different people. To me, it means getting up off the sofa (abs and legs) to walk to the fridge (cardio) and grabbing another Coke Zero (biceps, diet). To this guy it means doing bicep curls, shoulder presses and some leg