Because dream it and you can achieve it (no matter how asinine), this is a video of a man balancing on a balance board while simultaneously punch-ballooning with his mouth. Not bad, but until he can also master a paddle-ball in each hand while balancing above a kiddie pool filled

This is a video of freestyle rollerblade (inline skate) world champion Vasilisa Maslova doing her thing. In this case, a ‘toe back cristie full line,’ which in layman’s terms appears to be a backwards slalom performed on the toe wheel of one skate. I rolled my ankle just looking at

This is a video of five time Olympic gold medalist swimmer Katie Ledecky swimming a lap while balancing a glass of chocolate milk on her head to participate in the TikTok Got Milk? challenge, and not the WTF World Do We Live In? challenge like you might have expected. Her

This is a video of the very talented Rush balancing two shot glass pyramids (technically shot plastic pyramids) on a board on his head while pushing himself on a skateboard. While undeniably impressive, I can’t help but feel there’s got to be a better way for bars to provide contact-free

Because everybody needs a hobby and some people refuse to participate in a hobby if anybody else is, this is a video of a man balancing a spinning top on the blade of a dagger he’s holding in his mouth. “But why?” We’re not here to ask why. “What are