This is a video of DJ Dom Whiting (come on — not DJ Spokey Dokey?) doing his thing while riding his bike and livestreaming the performance over the internet for anybody who’s regularly as bored as I am. That’s cool. One time I tried riding my bike without holding onto the handlebars and immediately crashed into a neighbor’s yard and bent a rim. I also bruised my ego because half the neighborhood was watching. In hindsight I do regret telling them all gather on their porches to witness the bunnyhop of the century.