Parkour! Parkour!
Dog Demonstrates Parkour Skills At Backyard Party

This is some Ring security cam footage of a dog briefly demonstrating its parkour skills at a backyard party, presumably to garner the attention of the women there. I feel you, dog. Reminds me of the time I went to a party and tried to impress the ladies by performing a thirty second keg stand but just puked all over myself instead and impressed no one. “He’s a real catch.” Awww, thanks honey. “And release.” Wait, what? “I’m joking I regret ever casting in his direction in the first place.” Hook, line, and sinker.