Because everything, including musical taste, is cyclical, this is a cover of Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’ by Hildegard von Blingin’ (previously: Gotye’s ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’) in the style of a medieval banger being performed for the king at a feast where everyone is eating giant turkey drumsticks and slamming ale. “Turkeys weren’t brought back to Europe by the Spaniards until the early 1500’s.” *shocked and outraged* RENAISSANCE FAIRES ARE A LIE.