This is a video of a DART drone landing on top of a pickup traveling at speeds up to 110km/h (68.3 MPH). I know, the title said 70MPH, but I was rounding up. Plus if I’d been driving the truck that drone would have had to land at like 90MPH. I drive like a bat out of Hell High School on the last day of class. I’m kidding, my girlfriend will tell you I drive like an old lady, and she’s not lying, I have a heliumfoot and really don’t like doing anything over 35MPH. If I can’t open the door and likely survive rolling out I get anxious. Go slow and roll out — that’s my motto. Back me up, Transformers. “He’s not with us.” That’s the last time I ever let you sleep in my garage. “It’s a carport.” I don’t even feel bad about draining your wiper fluid and pouring sugar in your gas tank now.