Because I was just going to doodle a bunch of nudie stick figures all over those pages anyways, this is a video from the Hydraulic Press Channel of several different stacks of paper exploding under a 150 ton hydraulic press’s incredible pressure. Me? I crumble under even the slightest pressure. “Hey, did you–” I did it, I stole your lunch from the break room fridge because I forgot my own and I was starving! I’m lying I didn’t forget my own I had just already eaten it and was still hungry. “What, what? I was going to ask if you replaced the printer cartridge.” I don’t even like egg salad and threw the other half away!