While we may have previously seen an uncurated compilation of dancer smacmccreanor’s impressions of a hydraulic press crushing various objects, this is her top 15 hydraulic press fashion moments. And let me tell you, they are some REAL GOODIES in there. Like, imagine the best goody bag you’ve ever gotten,

This is a video of Australian performance artist and avante-garde dancer Smac McCreanor performing an interpretive dance for each of 100 different random objects being crushed by a hydraulic press. She really does a fantastic job of capturing the essence of each’s destruction. Of course the matching outfits don’t hurt

This is a video from the fun-loving duo behind the Hydraulic Press Channel reproducing some of the shrapnel they’ve created crushing things in a hydraulic press, and seeing how a ballistics gel human face would fare against those flying pieces. SPOILER: Not well at all, and if that head belonged

Presumably to show Consumer Reports how tests should actually be conducted, this is a video from The Hydraulic Press channel, who created a bracket of different priced kitchen knives, then pitted them against each other to see who will the championship. Me? I would have destroyed all these knives because

Presumably unhappy being involuntarily involved in the destruction of books, this is a video from the Hydraulic Press Channel of their press blowing a hydraulic pipe in an attempted act of book censorship. The pipe blowing (starting around 1:20) is actually pretty unspectacular, but the books exploding IS spectacular. What

Because even Aquaman deserves hydraulic press crushing entertainment he can relate to, this is a video of the fun-loving folks at the Hydraulic Press Channel crushing cans and bottles underwater with a 40-ton press. Not only can Aquaman related to the underwater aspect of the video, but I’m sure he

This is a video of the fun-loving Finns of the Hydraulic Press Channel using a 150-ton hydraulic press to drive a bunch of nails simultaneously, culminating with the pressing of 300 nails all at the same time, requiring some 100-tons of pressure to do so. For reference, that’s a lot

Because this is the internet, here’s a surprisingly worthwhile compilation of dancer and Youtuber Smac McCreanor performing interpretive dances to a variety of different objects getting absolutely crushed by a hydraulic press (courtesy of the Hydraulic Press Channel). I finally managed to get Al Gore on the phone to ask