Because this is the internet, here’s a surprisingly worthwhile compilation of dancer and Youtuber Smac McCreanor performing interpretive dances to a variety of different objects getting absolutely crushed by a hydraulic press (courtesy of the Hydraulic Press Channel). I finally managed to get Al Gore on the phone to ask
For anyone who’s ever dreamed of wearing an M&M or Skittles bracelet to compliment the necklace they fashioned from a Nerds Rope, this is a video of the fun loving Finnish couple (Lauri and Anni Vuohensilta) behind the Hydraulic Press Youtube channel using a 150-ton press to crush two bags
Because I was just going to doodle a bunch of nudie stick figures all over those pages anyways, this is a video from the Hydraulic Press Channel of several different stacks of paper exploding under a 150 ton hydraulic press’s incredible pressure. Me? I crumble under even the slightest pressure.