Seriously why doesn't teleportation exist already?
Shigeru Miyamoto Gives Tour Of Super Mario World At Universal Studios Japan

This is a video of Mario’s father Shigeru Miyamoto giving a tour of the new Super Mario World area at Universal Studios Japan and all the interactive activities found there. It looks like a blast. As a matter of fact, I wish I were there right now. But nooooooo, I’m broken down at a truck stop in the backwoods of Texas trying to make it home for the holidays! “Don’t listen to him, he’s in bed.” Honey! “What?” Can you refill my water?