Nice, now take me to Professor X.
Gambit, Is That You?: Man Breaks Piece Of Ice With Thrown Playing Card

This is a video of a man throwing playing cards in an attempt to break a piece of ice being held by his lovely assistant, who’s clearly apprehensive about the endeavor, and rightfully so. She does take at least one card to the knuckles, and possibly more elsewhere, but he eventually does break the ice. And speaking of breaking the ice– “What words can you spell with the letters in your name?” Huh? “It’s an ice breaker.” So you’re single is what you’re saying.