In at least they didn’t land on the dog news, this is some home security cam footage of a little tyke joining his father in the living room hammock (who doesn’t have one?), when the added weight brings dad a week of pain. It’s the straw the broke the camel’s

Presumably orchestrated by the illuminati to prevent the reveal of his free energy equation, this is a video of a German physics professor lecturing when a massive motor-operated chalkboard tries to drop on him. Yikes. In his own words: “Fortunately I went to the toilet before class, otherwise I might

This is a video of a good Samaritan attempting to fix a malfunctioning traffic/crosswalk light and bringing the whole pole down in the process. From what I could gather, the pole was being supported entirely by that tiny stick at its base, the same way you’d prop up a box

This is a video of the fun-loving Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous crushing a bunch of stuff with the massive 3-ton hammer they built. They start by driving a giant nail into the ground, followed by blasting a variety of different objects into the wild blue yonder with a

Because your champagne cork popping gone wrong brings me great joy, this is a video of a man popping the cork from a bottle, hitting the chandelier causing a crystal to fall and shatter a glass coffee table. A solid 10/10, but if you really want to throw a party

This is a video from the recent Moscow Chess Open, where a chess-playing robotic arm (we’ll call it Robby Fischer) broke a 7-year old’s finger by pinning it to the board because the boy “did not give the robot enough time to respond to his most recent move.” Never rush

In an incident that I’m sure happens many times a day, this is some home security cam footage of a man attempting to pull his Subaru (of course it’s a Subaru) into the garage with a bike on top of it. Unsurprisingly, it doesn’t fit, and he wrecks the shit

This is a video of a ruptured pipe in the middle of the road (presumably exposed by this dump truck) showering a home’s driveway and cars with water and pieces of broken asphalt. That sucks. Well, for them. For me there’s little to no consequence, so what do I care?