Because all those hours I spent spamming the Youtube comments with my alt accounts demanding it be made have finally paid off, this is a bardcore cover of Wheatus’s ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ as performed by Friar Funk and Hildegard von Blingin. They even altered the lyrics to be more period appropriate (e.g. greenhorn wagtail for teenage dirtbag, among others). And you know how I feel about period appropriateness. “You love the costumes.” Everyone used to dress so fancy! Well, I know what I’m going to be blasting on repeat all the way to the renaissance faire this year. “I thought you were banned for attacking a knight with a turkey leg.” Who told you that? Was it the blacksmith? He needs to mind his own business. Who sells ninja stars at a ren faire anyways? He’s the one that should be banned. But to answer your question, yes, but they’ll never recognize me when I– “Put on your robe and wizard hat?” Bridge troll costume.